Long removed from his natural habitat, this awkward looking migrated species wants more than anything to belong to the Swamp. With a longing akin to that of a teenage girl to Miley Cyrus, Crocodile Chucky would sell his soul, (for free) if only the Devil would take it. If only he could be more important than he is, then maybe he too could live beneath the Murkey Waters of the Swamp. Sadly, until he can prove his importance, he is restricted to wallowing in the muck that skirts the edges with hopes that his hidden past won’t be discovered before he can enter the depths. Meanwhile, In his spare time Creepy Chuck enjoys hanging out in doggie parks. He doesn't have a dog, but that's ok because it's the perfect place to reminisce about the adult years he spent with the Boyscouts and 4-H kids. It's also a good place to watch women. Women he can't wait to tattle on. He hates them all so much! He watches and waits to catch one doing something he thinks is wrong so he can report them to the police. Listen to his 911 calls from the Doggie Park by clicking on the link below.
In case you wonder where the name comes from, he calls himself "Chucky." Everybody else just call him Ferret Face. If you don't have a chance in hell of winning custody of your child because perhaps you're a narcissistic psychopath, have a drug addiction or even if you’ve been convicted of sexually molesting your own child, this GAL might be a good option for you. Being a rather chauvenistic psychopath himself, Chucky will say anything he can think of to make even Mother Theresa look like a strung out drug addict and make you look like the returned Savior Himself- regardless of the truth. He believes the more lies he tells the sooner the Deep Swamp Dwellers will accept him as one of their kind and allow him beyond the petty ripply waves at the edge of the murk. Soon…very soon… any time now. Maybe it will be the stories he can spin for you that will finally earn his entry.
We don't yet know how much it will cost you, but we will let you know as soon as we find out.